I wanna text you up.

Drunken texting is the downfall of many young women and men. I do it. You do it. We all do it. Do not act above the drunken text, do not claim to be infallible; you are weak, and hey, that's okay. Admitting you have a problem is the first step to accepting the beauty and the hilarity of a drunk text, be it dirty, incoherent or just purely stupid. This is a collection of the ridiculousness that we send. And I am all for equal opportunity embarrassment. I will reprint and regurgitate them completely verbatim, and completely without context. The [sic] is, of course, implied. Only the first initial of sender will be used. Pass along all entries to sarahcroberts at gmail dot com. The dirtier the better.

Apr 14

Friends Don’t Let Friends Dial Drunk (or Text SMS, Either) - The Internet Patrol

Looking for submissions so we can all laugh along. The best is when you or someone else does their predictive text wrong and the word ends up being even funnier in the context. Send along to sarahcroberts at gmail dot com. It may be hard to believe, but I do know the art of discretion and all will be kept anonymous. You don’t even need to tell me who sent it - you or someone else. If there’s a funny story that goes along with it, let me know that too. Happy texting! 
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