Drunken texting is the downfall of many young women and men. I do it. You do it. We all do it. Do not act above the drunken text, do not claim to be infallible; you are weak, and hey, that's okay. Admitting you have a problem is the first step to accepting the beauty and the hilarity of a drunk text, be it dirty, incoherent or just purely stupid. This is a collection of the ridiculousness that we send. And I am all for equal opportunity embarrassment. I will reprint and regurgitate them completely verbatim, and completely without context. The [sic] is, of course, implied. Only the first initial of sender will be used.
Pass along all entries to sarahcroberts at gmail dot com. The dirtier the better.
“Just feelin a little frisky. U there?”M., 8:17am, May 2, 2008. This person is an ex and also called me at 12:37am last night and left a drunken message. Sounds like someone had a few too many bumps in the wee hours of the mornin’.