I wanna text you up.

sarahchristine: Things We Actually Like: Text Messaging Your...

Sun, 04 May 2008 15:26:28 -0400

Things We Actually Like: Text Messaging Your Way To Love

Dude I’m “out with friends”.

"I want to taste your manjuice."

Sat, 03 May 2008 15:07:00 -0400

“I want to taste your manjuice.”

- K. who stole my phone last night while drunk and sent this to my boyfriend.

I think he was serious though, they did used to live together in D.C…

"Just feelin a little frisky. U there?"

Fri, 02 May 2008 11:16:00 -0400

“Just feelin a little frisky. U there?”

- M., 8:17am, May 2, 2008. This person is an ex and also called me at 12:37am last night and left a drunken message. Sounds like someone had a few too many bumps in the wee hours of the mornin’.

"Is it bad to go home with a guy and THEN tell him i’m on my period when he wants to fuck?"

Fri, 02 May 2008 11:10:00 -0400

“Is it bad to go home with a guy and THEN tell him i’m on my period when he wants to fuck?”

- sent to me at 2:04 am, May 2, 2008, by anonymous. Finals are pretty much over, people are getting loopy round these parts.

A peen shot is a good opening.

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 00:36:00 -0400

From T: “He needs a friend. :(”
Attached to text messsage - a peen shot.

Sent New Years’ Day, 3am.

Friends Don’t Let Friends Dial Drunk (or Text SMS, Either) - The Internet Patrol

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:47:04 -0400

Friends Don’t Let Friends Dial Drunk (or Text SMS, Either) - The Internet Patrol: Looking for submissions so we can all laugh along. The best is when you or someone else does their predictive text wrong and the word ends up being even funnier in the context. Send along to sarahcroberts at gmail dot com. It may be hard to believe, but I do know the art of discretion and all will be kept anonymous. You don’t even need to tell me who sent it - you or someone else. If there’s a funny story that goes along with it, let me know that too. Happy texting!

"If u can guarantee me sex ill cum if not i wont."

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:24:05 -0400

“If u can guarantee me sex ill cum if not i wont.”

- J., Sept. 27, 11:31 PM

"[redacted], slow your pussy down."

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:22:42 -0400

““[redacted], slow your pussy down.””

- Yeah. From me to 4 people in my phone about 2 months ago.

"I wanna fudk u"

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:06:00 -0400

“I wanna fudk u”

- B., Sept. 16, 4:20 AM

So awk.

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 23:57:54 -0400

A series … an after finals drunken afternoon: Friday, Dec. 14.

“U should be in ath tonight im celebrating by taking a random girl home, could have been u” - 5:05 pm

‘Thanks i will by the way how come me and u never had fun like that i mean as 2 casual friends” - 5:17 pm

“Haha im just cuttin the fool with u have a good break give me a shout if u go to n orleans” - 5:34 pm

- all from N.

"I want a dirty pic, bc i think about u all the time when i jack off. Tell me something dirty so i..."

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 23:52:29 -0400

“I want a dirty pic, bc i think about u all the time when i jack off. Tell me something dirty so i can finish.”

- M. Feb. 13, 5:24 pm